1 00:00:13,528 --> 00:00:15,731 [Dennis] Wow, look at her. 2 00:00:15,732 --> 00:00:19,339 [mortician] Seeing the deceased can be difficult and disorienting. 3 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,258 Oh, sure. Yeah, no, absolutely. 4 00:00:21,261 --> 00:00:23,671 But, you know, I was more talking about the head. 5 00:00:23,672 --> 00:00:25,769 Like, uh, great job getting it back on, buddy. 6 00:00:25,770 --> 00:00:27,539 -I mean, that's seamless. -[Dee] Yeah. 7 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:29,476 -You're an artist, man. -Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:29,578 --> 00:00:31,949 Thank you. Yes, uh, that was very challenging. 9 00:00:32,316 --> 00:00:35,087 Uh, and must have been very disturbing for you all. 10 00:00:35,088 --> 00:00:37,260 Oh, didn't see it coming at all. 11 00:00:37,392 --> 00:00:39,142 -I didn't love it. -No, it was gross. 12 00:00:39,363 --> 00:00:41,413 -Almost ruined the wedding for us. -Yeah. 13 00:00:41,414 --> 00:00:43,037 -I can imagine. -[Dennis] Yeah. 14 00:00:43,038 --> 00:00:45,944 -Uh, well, I'm so sorry for your loss. -Yeah, well... 15 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:47,940 -And-And what, may I ask... -[Dee] Right. 16 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:51,522 -...are your plans for the remains? -Oh, was that on us? 17 00:00:51,655 --> 00:00:53,759 -A p... A plan. -[Dennis] I don't know. 18 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,562 There's not really much we can do with her. 19 00:00:55,563 --> 00:00:57,165 She's starting to turn, isn't she? 20 00:00:57,166 --> 00:00:58,968 Honestly, if you wanna just cram her into a trash can 21 00:00:58,969 --> 00:01:01,379 or a dumpster, I don't know what you do with them. 22 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:03,077 Just say have fun with it. Honestly, do whatever you want. 23 00:01:03,078 --> 00:01:04,880 -We don't care, know what I mean? -No preference. 24 00:01:04,881 --> 00:01:07,018 -You wanna toss her in a meat grinder? -Oh, wow. 25 00:01:07,019 --> 00:01:09,455 You could fire her out of a cannon into the Delaware. That'd be fun. 26 00:01:09,456 --> 00:01:11,528 -That sounds fun. -[stammers] I'm just having fun. 27 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:13,297 Whatever floats your boat, you know what I mean? 28 00:01:13,298 --> 00:01:15,888 Really, all we need is the death certificate there. 29 00:01:16,003 --> 00:01:19,142 -So, if you don't mind. -Oh. Uh, yes. 30 00:01:19,143 --> 00:01:20,913 -Ah, yes! -Here you are. 31 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,050 -Okay, there it is. -Boom! Done, dead! Yes! 32 00:01:23,051 --> 00:01:26,057 -[chuckles] We got it! Nice. Thank you. -[Dee] We did it. 33 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:27,761 You're welcome. 34 00:01:27,762 --> 00:01:29,997 -Hey, do you mind if I do the sliding? -I'm sorry? 35 00:01:29,998 --> 00:01:32,401 I just always wanted to do, you know, the sliding thing, 36 00:01:32,402 --> 00:01:34,873 where you slide the body in and then you slam the door. 37 00:01:34,874 --> 00:01:38,449 -Oh, uh, sure. -[Dee] Yeah? 38 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,352 -That'd be great. -Thank you. 39 00:01:40,353 --> 00:01:42,522 -Assuming you want in on this. Come on. -Are you kidding me? Of course. 40 00:01:42,523 --> 00:01:43,691 Let's do it on three, yeah? 41 00:01:43,692 --> 00:01:45,027 -Yeah. Okay. -All right, ready? 42 00:01:45,028 --> 00:01:46,778 -One, two, three. -One, two, three. 43 00:01:47,466 --> 00:01:48,669 [mortician] Oh. Oh. 44 00:01:48,802 --> 00:01:51,742 -Boom! [laughs] -Did not disappoint. [sighs] 45 00:01:51,909 --> 00:01:55,349 Dee, we are about to get rich. 46 00:01:55,784 --> 00:01:59,056 [?? "Temptation Sensation" playing] 47 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:22,069 Mom, home sweet home, huh? 48 00:02:22,604 --> 00:02:24,040 Are you happy to be back? 49 00:02:24,106 --> 00:02:26,876 Hey, Frank, the guys are saying no to the 21-gun salute. 50 00:02:26,912 --> 00:02:29,651 Oh, Sam would've wanted to go out with a bang. 51 00:02:29,652 --> 00:02:31,453 Come on, man. We gotta find a middle ground 52 00:02:31,454 --> 00:02:33,190 between my mom's funeral and Sam's, right? 53 00:02:33,191 --> 00:02:35,896 What's going on, guys? [stammers] Who are all these men? 54 00:02:35,897 --> 00:02:38,100 Okay, yeah. So, the guys in the fezzes are Shriners, 55 00:02:38,101 --> 00:02:40,672 and the dudes working on the house, those are mostly Mummers. 56 00:02:40,673 --> 00:02:43,745 There's a couple VFW guys and a few Elks Lodge types I think as well. 57 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,716 -[Frank] Yeah. Yep. -Why? What are they doing? 58 00:02:45,717 --> 00:02:47,787 -It's for the funeral. -Yeah. 59 00:02:47,788 --> 00:02:50,090 Well, see, my mom was, like, super active in the Philly's men's group scene. 60 00:02:50,091 --> 00:02:52,731 -She was a Mummer hummer. -[scoffs] Stop. Stop. 61 00:02:52,732 --> 00:02:55,200 But why are they all, like, painting and hammering stuff? 62 00:02:55,201 --> 00:02:57,673 Oh, 'cause I'm gonna sell the house to pay for the funeral. 63 00:02:57,674 --> 00:03:01,212 Sell it? No, what are you talking about? We talked about my mom moving back in. 64 00:03:01,213 --> 00:03:03,851 -I know, but the budget's way up. -The budget skyrocketed. 65 00:03:03,852 --> 00:03:07,462 And I need the money to pay for the clowns and to pay for the musicians and... 66 00:03:07,463 --> 00:03:10,197 What kind of a funeral are you talking about throwing? 67 00:03:10,198 --> 00:03:12,001 Felt like I was just very clear about this. 68 00:03:12,002 --> 00:03:13,738 -Hey, Charlie. Where's Uncle Jack? -Charlie! 69 00:03:13,739 --> 00:03:15,844 Yeah, uh... What's going on in here? 70 00:03:15,845 --> 00:03:18,214 He's selling the house to pay for the clowns, Dennis. 71 00:03:18,215 --> 00:03:20,618 -To pay for the clowns. -Well, not just for clowns. 72 00:03:20,619 --> 00:03:22,154 The clowns are a part of the funeral. 73 00:03:22,155 --> 00:03:24,158 I would love for you guys to be a part of the funeral. 74 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:25,996 -We don't care about any of this. -My God, Charlie. 75 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,766 We already helped you throw a man over a cliff. 76 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:29,469 [Dennis] Yes. We're not gonna involve ourselves 77 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,774 in any of your macabre nonsense any longer, okay? 78 00:03:31,775 --> 00:03:33,644 Especially not some clown-based funeral. 79 00:03:33,645 --> 00:03:35,682 Oh, God. Clowns. [mockingly] "I'm a sad clown." 80 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,652 But they're gonna throw my mom out on the street. 81 00:03:37,653 --> 00:03:40,543 I don't care. No moms, no funerals. I say throw her wherever. 82 00:03:40,626 --> 00:03:41,828 So Uncle Jack for us now. 83 00:03:41,829 --> 00:03:43,330 -All we need is Jack. -Find Uncle Jack. 84 00:03:43,331 --> 00:03:44,567 Okay, I'd like for you guys to relax, okay? 85 00:03:44,568 --> 00:03:45,903 Did he say "relax"? 86 00:03:45,904 --> 00:03:47,172 -He did. -Did he say "relax"? 87 00:03:47,173 --> 00:03:48,876 -Yes. -I... [grunts] 88 00:03:48,877 --> 00:03:50,745 Here's the thing about telling someone to relax- 89 00:03:50,746 --> 00:03:52,049 Fine, calm down then. 90 00:03:53,151 --> 00:03:54,788 [Dennis] Oh, that... [stammers] 91 00:03:54,789 --> 00:03:56,992 Just point us in the direction of Uncle Jack, please. 92 00:03:56,993 --> 00:04:00,632 Please, just Uncle... Please, just Uncle... Please tell us where Uncle Jack is. 93 00:04:00,633 --> 00:04:03,137 -That's what we want. -Guys, where's Uncle Jack? 94 00:04:03,639 --> 00:04:05,008 He's in the basement. 95 00:04:05,009 --> 00:04:06,811 Great! There it is. That's all we needed to know. 96 00:04:06,812 --> 00:04:08,948 God, that was... [stammers] That wasn't that hard. 97 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,086 We're surrounded by poverty, Dee. We're gonna go down to the basement. 98 00:04:11,087 --> 00:04:12,989 Hold your breath though, 'cause you can catch it. 99 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:14,962 It's like a disease you can catch. 100 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:18,034 -We've got all the papers here. -We've got all the papers. 101 00:04:18,035 --> 00:04:19,804 We've got my agreement with Sam, 102 00:04:19,805 --> 00:04:22,275 and then you have Dennis's agreement with Sam, 103 00:04:22,276 --> 00:04:24,780 the inheritance agreement and the certificate of death. 104 00:04:24,781 --> 00:04:26,417 Just give him the whole thing. 105 00:04:26,418 --> 00:04:28,655 That's all for you and it's time to transfer the money to us. 106 00:04:28,656 --> 00:04:30,391 Now, is that going to be a wire transfer 107 00:04:30,392 --> 00:04:32,829 or is there like a vault somewhere full of chicken money 108 00:04:32,830 --> 00:04:34,901 that we could dive into and swim around in like Scrooge McDuck. 109 00:04:34,902 --> 00:04:36,592 -Oh, like Scrooge McDuck! -Yes! 110 00:04:36,593 --> 00:04:38,306 -Scrooge McDuck! Yeah... -I've always wanted to pull- 111 00:04:38,307 --> 00:04:40,344 This looks good. You got everything in order here. 112 00:04:40,345 --> 00:04:41,848 You got a thumbprint. 113 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,505 The only thing we need is the marriage certificate. 114 00:04:44,921 --> 00:04:46,625 Uh, what? 115 00:04:46,626 --> 00:04:48,761 -Why do we need a marriage certificate? -No. No, there's no need. 116 00:04:48,762 --> 00:04:50,565 They got married. We saw them get married. 117 00:04:50,566 --> 00:04:52,504 -It was on TV. We all saw it. -Yeah. 118 00:04:52,505 --> 00:04:55,942 Yes, yes, we saw it, but, uh, I need the official marriage certificate, 119 00:04:55,943 --> 00:04:58,346 so I can prove they were actually married. I mean, I have this. 120 00:04:58,347 --> 00:05:00,585 -Oh, then that's it. That's the one. -That's great. Use it. 121 00:05:00,586 --> 00:05:03,357 Okay, uh, but see, this has Frank's signature and thumbprint. 122 00:05:03,358 --> 00:05:06,263 It doesn't have Sam's signature or thumbprint. 123 00:05:06,297 --> 00:05:08,268 I'm sorry. 124 00:05:08,269 --> 00:05:11,106 I-I can't help you guys unless I get a signed copy with a thumbprint. 125 00:05:11,107 --> 00:05:13,277 -No! That can't be. -[stammers] It's okay, Dee. 126 00:05:13,278 --> 00:05:15,783 -[Jack] Here you go. -Can I just see the one that... 127 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,923 Oh, j... Oh, you know... Oh, my God. 128 00:05:19,289 --> 00:05:23,464 This is my... Ah, fiddlesticks. You know, I-I-I screwed this up. 129 00:05:23,465 --> 00:05:25,602 -Did you? -I screwed the pooch on this one. 130 00:05:25,603 --> 00:05:27,573 Yeah, I botched it 'cause I brought the wrong paperwork. 131 00:05:27,574 --> 00:05:29,710 -You did? -I have the marriage certificate 132 00:05:29,711 --> 00:05:32,047 that has been signed and thumbprinted by both of them. 133 00:05:32,048 --> 00:05:33,558 -You do? -I have it at my place. 134 00:05:33,559 --> 00:05:35,154 And we're gonna go get it and bring it back 135 00:05:35,155 --> 00:05:37,124 -and all will be well in the world. -Great. 136 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:38,635 -I got it. I have a plan. -Uh-huh. 137 00:05:38,662 --> 00:05:40,132 All right. Hey, hey, hey, 138 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:41,867 when you come back, can you bring me a cup of water? 139 00:05:41,868 --> 00:05:43,270 Charlie turned all the water off down here. 140 00:05:43,271 --> 00:05:45,877 -[Dennis] Uh, water. -Is that a yes? 141 00:05:46,444 --> 00:05:47,780 [Mac] This is gonna work. 142 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:50,218 Dad always knew exactly what to do in a jam, 143 00:05:50,285 --> 00:05:53,191 and I think once he sees your beautiful face, 144 00:05:53,324 --> 00:05:55,361 he's gonna think of something quick. 145 00:05:57,099 --> 00:05:58,835 Right. Uh, speaking of which, 146 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:01,105 um, I don't think he's gonna do this for nothing, 147 00:06:01,106 --> 00:06:06,685 so I was hoping maybe we could offer him a conjugal visit for motivation? 148 00:06:07,219 --> 00:06:08,487 No way. 149 00:06:09,089 --> 00:06:12,129 Mommy, listen, we have to start acting like a family again, 150 00:06:12,130 --> 00:06:13,998 -otherwise this is not gonna work. -[groans] 151 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,638 Dad, Dad, hi! Hi, Dad. 152 00:06:16,705 --> 00:06:21,481 Hey, Dad. Dad. Dad. Hi, Dad. Yeah, you have to put the phone to your... 153 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:23,686 Dad, hi, how are you? 154 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:26,957 Um, it's been a minute since we've seen each other, um, you know, since the dance. 155 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,862 You know, you... you walked out early on that, 156 00:06:28,863 --> 00:06:32,169 so, um, just wasn't sure if you had to, like, use the bathroom or... 157 00:06:32,202 --> 00:06:33,337 Did you like it? 158 00:06:34,139 --> 00:06:35,189 No. 159 00:06:35,976 --> 00:06:39,016 No. No. [chuckles] But you knew what I was going for, right? 160 00:06:39,182 --> 00:06:41,855 [sniffs, clears throat, blows] 161 00:06:42,022 --> 00:06:43,792 [Mac] Oh. Express. 162 00:06:43,859 --> 00:06:45,428 Um, we've got a problem. 163 00:06:45,495 --> 00:06:48,201 Um... [stammers] ...it appears that Charlie's mom died, 164 00:06:48,301 --> 00:06:51,307 which means Mom is now gonna be homeless. 165 00:06:53,011 --> 00:06:54,112 And? 166 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:58,555 Well, and we were hoping that you could help us out. 167 00:06:58,822 --> 00:07:01,795 You see... [sighs] ...Dennis doesn't want Mom living with us 168 00:07:01,928 --> 00:07:04,367 and Charlie is gonna sell the house 169 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,371 and then pay for some kind of Mummer's funeral, 170 00:07:07,372 --> 00:07:10,110 and, well, we were thinking that in exchange for helping us out, 171 00:07:10,111 --> 00:07:12,381 that maybe Mom could give you a hand job. 172 00:07:12,382 --> 00:07:13,752 Wait, wait, wait, shut up. 173 00:07:13,753 --> 00:07:15,421 Sorry, if a hand job is not your thing, 174 00:07:15,422 --> 00:07:17,727 I'm sure Mom could do something much more aggressive. 175 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:18,863 Bonnie is dead? 176 00:07:18,864 --> 00:07:21,200 Well, yeah, that's what I just said, yes. 177 00:07:21,201 --> 00:07:23,606 And the Mummers are throwing a funeral? 178 00:07:24,206 --> 00:07:26,016 Yeah, but that... that's not the issue. 179 00:07:26,017 --> 00:07:28,213 If you've gotten used to a more sexual lifestyle- 180 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:29,851 -Shut up. -Yeah. 181 00:07:30,318 --> 00:07:32,590 Take your mother to your uncle Donald. 182 00:07:32,591 --> 00:07:35,494 Why? Why would I do that? W-What's going on with Uncle Donald? 183 00:07:35,495 --> 00:07:38,168 -I thought you didn't like him. -I don't. 184 00:07:38,735 --> 00:07:40,104 But we could use him. 185 00:07:41,741 --> 00:07:44,948 This could be good. 186 00:07:48,287 --> 00:07:49,924 [Dennis] Hey, how you doing? 187 00:07:50,091 --> 00:07:51,728 [chuckles] Do you remember us? 188 00:07:51,729 --> 00:07:53,296 Yes, I believe you're the people 189 00:07:53,297 --> 00:07:55,836 who recommended I throw your mother in the trash. 190 00:07:55,837 --> 00:07:57,939 Oh, well, you know, we said a lot of other things too. 191 00:07:57,940 --> 00:08:00,979 [chuckles] Yeah, it was just a suggestion. Yeah, yeah, it was one idea. 192 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,554 Yeah. Um, we... we feel like we need a little bit more time with the body 193 00:08:04,754 --> 00:08:05,956 if that's okay with you. 194 00:08:05,957 --> 00:08:08,293 We really rushed our goodbyes the first time. 195 00:08:08,294 --> 00:08:11,432 Yeah. Got a little excited and sort of forgot the most important part, you know. 196 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:13,304 Do you mind if we pop back in there? 197 00:08:13,437 --> 00:08:15,375 And slam the door a bunch more times? 198 00:08:15,475 --> 00:08:17,947 -[chuckles] No. I mean, well... -[chuckles] No, no. 199 00:08:18,014 --> 00:08:19,818 -No. -We did that. 200 00:08:19,819 --> 00:08:21,419 -No, we're not gonna do that. -'Cause that door's all wonky now. 201 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:22,523 -Is it? -Super wonky. 202 00:08:22,524 --> 00:08:24,024 And those doors aren't cheap. 203 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:25,862 -It seems like maybe they are. -We didn't know. 204 00:08:25,863 --> 00:08:28,066 -No. Very, very expensive. -Oh, wow, sorry about that. 205 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:29,470 Like I said, we got excited. 206 00:08:29,537 --> 00:08:32,542 I get excited too. I get excited, but I don't slam them. 207 00:08:32,543 --> 00:08:34,279 I just gently close them. 208 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,483 Seems like a wasted opportunity. 209 00:08:36,484 --> 00:08:38,044 Yeah, that's on you. [chuckles] 210 00:08:38,254 --> 00:08:40,025 -Can we go in there? -One quick ask. 211 00:08:40,026 --> 00:08:42,328 You don't want us to slam the door. You're obsessing about that. 212 00:08:42,329 --> 00:08:44,833 -[Dennis] Yeah, I don't even want to. -$60,000 door. 213 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:46,870 -[Dennis] I honestly don't... -Whoa, that's a lot. 214 00:08:46,871 --> 00:08:48,641 -It sure is. I got it out of my system. -Just be careful. 215 00:08:48,642 --> 00:08:50,579 -Don't know about you. -Don't even want to slam it. 216 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:51,948 [chuckling] Okay. 217 00:08:52,015 --> 00:08:53,285 We're gonna slam the door. 218 00:08:53,351 --> 00:08:55,322 -Oh, absolutely. [chuckles] -Okay. 219 00:08:55,691 --> 00:09:01,767 All right, Dee. Let's get this goddamn thumbprint and get the the hell out of here. 220 00:09:01,768 --> 00:09:04,172 Okay. How we gonna do that? -Uh, with the ink pad. 221 00:09:04,373 --> 00:09:05,576 We don't have an ink pad. 222 00:09:05,577 --> 00:09:08,079 -You didn't bring one? -You didn't tell me to. 223 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,652 All you said was, "Dee, I have an idea." That's all you said. 224 00:09:10,653 --> 00:09:12,763 I thought we were just gonna get the thumb. 225 00:09:12,890 --> 00:09:14,694 Get the thumb? 226 00:09:14,695 --> 00:09:16,964 In case we need to use it retroactively for other documents or something. 227 00:09:16,965 --> 00:09:18,669 -I don't know. -[stammers] 228 00:09:18,736 --> 00:09:22,175 Well, now, see, that's interesting. Dee, that is interesting. 229 00:09:22,176 --> 00:09:24,278 Yeah, that's a good point. You know what? 230 00:09:24,279 --> 00:09:26,984 Yeah, slide the arm out, get the thumb, and keep her face covered 231 00:09:26,985 --> 00:09:28,587 'cause I don't wanna look at her while you're doing it. 232 00:09:28,588 --> 00:09:30,338 -Kinda gross. -Right. No, I get that. 233 00:09:30,339 --> 00:09:32,495 But let me just stop you 'cause what I was envisioning was 234 00:09:32,496 --> 00:09:36,604 you being the one who did the snipping or the clipping of the thumb, 235 00:09:36,605 --> 00:09:39,610 -because I don't have a tool to remove it. -I don't have my tools. 236 00:09:39,611 --> 00:09:43,284 Okay, but again, you didn't tell me what the plan was, right? 237 00:09:43,351 --> 00:09:45,188 -Right. -There was no vocalization. 238 00:09:45,189 --> 00:09:47,357 [sighs] Okay, I think I know what happened here. [stammers] 239 00:09:47,358 --> 00:09:48,862 I'm so excited about being rich 240 00:09:48,863 --> 00:09:51,499 and I'm so irritated with the old patterns of poorness 241 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,138 and explaining my plans and my wants and my needs and whatnot... 242 00:09:54,139 --> 00:09:55,975 -Yeah. -...that I'm skipping steps, Dee. 243 00:09:55,976 --> 00:09:57,545 Yeah, well, people anticipate the needs of rich people. 244 00:09:57,546 --> 00:09:59,282 -That's what I'm saying. -They do. 245 00:09:59,283 --> 00:10:01,386 That's why I'm so irritated because we shouldn't have to be 246 00:10:01,387 --> 00:10:02,890 problem-solving anymore, know what I mean? 247 00:10:02,891 --> 00:10:04,426 Never again. 248 00:10:04,493 --> 00:10:07,165 Okay, fine, I will get the thumb, but moving forward... 249 00:10:07,365 --> 00:10:10,855 Oh, mark my words, when we need thumbs, people will anticipate this, 250 00:10:10,973 --> 00:10:14,283 and they will get thumbs for us without the need of vocalizations. 251 00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:16,115 -Absolutely, they'll just appear. -Yeah. 252 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,686 [Dee] Okay, how are you gonna take it off? 253 00:10:17,687 --> 00:10:19,323 [Dennis] Uh... 254 00:10:19,324 --> 00:10:21,994 Yeah, I don't know. I was thinking I might... [sighs] ...just, like, 255 00:10:21,995 --> 00:10:25,234 wrench it back and forth a bunch of times till it comes off. 256 00:10:26,136 --> 00:10:27,466 -It's worth a shot. -Right. 257 00:10:27,472 --> 00:10:29,522 -Her head did, right? -[Dennis scoffs] 258 00:10:29,744 --> 00:10:31,914 Yeah, it did just pop right off, didn't it? 259 00:10:31,915 --> 00:10:34,351 Okay, well, uh, you know, let's hope... let's hope that's how it goes. 260 00:10:34,352 --> 00:10:37,827 -Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. -Okay, first one's gonna be... 261 00:10:37,828 --> 00:10:41,634 Right, so we're gonna restore all the original hardwood floors. 262 00:10:41,635 --> 00:10:44,206 They're under the rug here. Uh, what am I missing? 263 00:10:44,207 --> 00:10:45,875 -There's central heat and air. -[Frank] Charlie. 264 00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:48,348 -Charlie, what do you think of that? -Uh... Hang on. 265 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:50,218 Could you guys give me one second? 266 00:10:50,219 --> 00:10:52,288 Um, there's bedrooms upstairs. You gotta go look at them. 267 00:10:52,289 --> 00:10:53,979 And, guys, just let them through. 268 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:56,296 -Uh, what am I looking at here, Frank? -It's a cannon. 269 00:10:56,297 --> 00:10:59,636 It's all on theme with the circus and the clowns and everything and whatnot. 270 00:10:59,637 --> 00:11:01,573 -Okay. All right. -It's a colorful cannon. 271 00:11:01,574 --> 00:11:03,612 -[Charlie] That's good. -[Dee] No! No! 272 00:11:03,613 --> 00:11:06,382 Hey, real quick. What's your take on a cannon at the funeral? 273 00:11:06,383 --> 00:11:08,253 Are you still on this? Begone with you both! 274 00:11:08,254 --> 00:11:10,257 We don't have time for this shit, Charlie! 275 00:11:10,258 --> 00:11:12,428 We have the prints now and believe you me, they were not easy to come by! 276 00:11:12,429 --> 00:11:14,032 -It was an ordeal. -It was awful! 277 00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:16,023 Jack? Basement still? Yes? Basement? 278 00:11:16,024 --> 00:11:18,273 Yes. I'm trying to flush him out of there, but he- 279 00:11:18,274 --> 00:11:19,544 Silence! 280 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,580 We do not care about flushing men from basements. 281 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,483 Stop talking. I'm breathing in the poor. 282 00:11:23,484 --> 00:11:25,556 [Dennis shudders, groans] 283 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,896 So, cannon or no cannon? 284 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,397 -Yeah, cannon. Let's do it. -Cannon! 285 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,598 It's a great idea, Frank. 286 00:11:32,468 --> 00:11:33,806 [Jack] Uh-huh. 287 00:11:33,807 --> 00:11:35,575 All right, got what you needed there? Uh, all good now? 288 00:11:35,576 --> 00:11:37,445 -Yeah. -Well, it's a thumbprint. 289 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,683 -Yes, no shit. [chuckles] -Got you the thumbprint. 290 00:11:39,684 --> 00:11:41,954 That's what you asked for. So let's move this along. 291 00:11:41,955 --> 00:11:43,765 Yeah. It's not the right thumbprint. 292 00:11:43,766 --> 00:11:47,498 What are you talking about? What are you talking about? 293 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:51,508 What I'm saying is that this is not her thumbprint at all. 294 00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:53,343 Bullshit! You want to see the thumb? 295 00:11:53,344 --> 00:11:55,814 Yeah. Do you want to see it? Well, God, just shut up. 296 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,251 No. Right. 297 00:11:57,252 --> 00:11:58,988 You can't see it because we don't have it with us. 298 00:11:58,989 --> 00:12:00,424 -That'd be crazy. -Of course. 299 00:12:00,425 --> 00:12:02,161 That is her thumbprint though, Jack. I can assure you. 300 00:12:02,162 --> 00:12:03,632 I-I'm not sure. 301 00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,635 This pattern doesn't match the other documents. 302 00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:07,005 [Dee] Oh, damn it. 303 00:12:07,006 --> 00:12:08,641 God, when I am rich no one will question me! 304 00:12:08,642 --> 00:12:10,512 These are problems for a poor person. 305 00:12:10,513 --> 00:12:12,782 Hey, hey, did-did you get me that cup of water? 306 00:12:12,783 --> 00:12:15,253 Oh, my God! Drink out of the toilet if you're so thirsty. 307 00:12:15,254 --> 00:12:17,693 -Drink from the toilet! -Jesus, poor people are so needy. 308 00:12:17,694 --> 00:12:20,398 It is insufferable! [groans] 309 00:12:21,266 --> 00:12:23,196 Dee, you thinking what I'm thinking? 310 00:12:23,237 --> 00:12:26,711 -Yeah, you ripped off the wrong thumb. -I believe so. Yeah. 311 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,851 It's so nice to see you both. 312 00:12:29,918 --> 00:12:34,760 Now, this is my finest ros�, and I have a branzino in the oven. 313 00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:38,635 I'll be right back. Make yourselves at home. 314 00:12:40,438 --> 00:12:44,045 I don't know. He's kind of a dick, don't you think, Mom? 315 00:12:44,112 --> 00:12:46,250 -Oh. -What the fuck is this? 316 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:47,854 Yeah, that's pink wine, 317 00:12:47,855 --> 00:12:50,090 so you're going to want to plug your nose before you drink it. 318 00:12:50,091 --> 00:12:51,995 The fish needs another ten. 319 00:12:52,362 --> 00:12:55,101 So, you need a place to stay? 320 00:12:55,268 --> 00:12:56,805 -[knocking on door] -Oh. 321 00:12:57,372 --> 00:13:00,578 [chuckling] Well, I wonder who that could be. 322 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,583 I'll check it out. 323 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,095 Hello, Donald. 324 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,933 Luther? 325 00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:13,271 Dad? You got out? 326 00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:18,481 24-hour compassionate leave to participate in Bonnie's funeral. 327 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,019 Thought I'd pop by for dinner. 328 00:13:21,219 --> 00:13:24,159 -Yeah! -Yeah. 329 00:13:24,594 --> 00:13:26,631 [Mac chuckles] 330 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,235 Electric, huh? 331 00:13:31,608 --> 00:13:33,812 My whole family reunited. 332 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,818 And an uncle, kind of an add-on. 333 00:13:38,788 --> 00:13:40,658 Whatever happened between you two? 334 00:13:41,159 --> 00:13:45,168 Your uncle and I, we had a falling out over the Mummers. 335 00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:49,109 He was angry that I wouldn't let him join me in the organization. 336 00:13:49,175 --> 00:13:51,079 I always wanted to be a Mummer, 337 00:13:51,146 --> 00:13:55,956 march in the parades, do the choreography, play the music. [chuckles] 338 00:13:56,023 --> 00:14:02,101 But, uh, your father, he frowned upon people who shared my lifestyle. 339 00:14:02,168 --> 00:14:04,139 But I was wrong, Donald. 340 00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:08,080 I can see that now. Prison has changed me. 341 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,550 Donald. 342 00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:11,788 I'm sorry. 343 00:14:12,656 --> 00:14:16,230 Oh. Well, I-I don't know what to say. 344 00:14:16,297 --> 00:14:19,236 I... I'm-I'm very moved. 345 00:14:19,303 --> 00:14:20,839 I'm moved too. 346 00:14:20,906 --> 00:14:25,716 I think this calls for dessert. I made a cr�me br�l�e. 347 00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:28,254 I'll go get it. 348 00:14:28,555 --> 00:14:29,657 [Mac] Great. 349 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:33,064 [softly] So, Dad, why the sudden change? 350 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:38,909 I decided I should let Donald be the Mummer he always wanted to be 351 00:14:38,975 --> 00:14:42,750 and let him take my place in the funeral procession. 352 00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:44,954 Oh. That's so nice. 353 00:14:45,154 --> 00:14:46,992 And then when it's over, 354 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:52,368 the police will take him back to jail instead of me. 355 00:14:54,305 --> 00:14:55,441 I see. 356 00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:00,585 -Yoo-hoo! Hi there. -[Dennis] Oh, hey! 357 00:15:00,685 --> 00:15:03,291 No, absolutely not. You two ruined my door. 358 00:15:03,357 --> 00:15:04,661 You slammed it again. 359 00:15:04,728 --> 00:15:07,498 Ah, well, we didn't slam it that hard. 360 00:15:07,499 --> 00:15:09,670 The slider is bent and now the handle is all loose. 361 00:15:09,671 --> 00:15:10,872 -Are they? -Oh, buddy. 362 00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:12,193 Did they get all busted up? 363 00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,779 -I'm so sorry. -You know what? 364 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,648 We're going to be so much more careful this time, you watch. 365 00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:17,653 I have two broken doors now. 366 00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:19,723 Whatever. We got the wrong body last time. 367 00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:20,774 Yeah, so can we... 368 00:15:20,775 --> 00:15:22,361 You said goodbye to the wrong corpse? 369 00:15:22,362 --> 00:15:23,665 Can you believe it? 370 00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:25,467 -Crazy, right? -Honest mistake. 371 00:15:25,468 --> 00:15:27,337 We just wanna say goodbye to the right person. 372 00:15:27,338 --> 00:15:28,774 It would mean a lot to us, you know. 373 00:15:28,775 --> 00:15:31,480 You ripped the thumb off a total stranger? 374 00:15:31,547 --> 00:15:33,150 Caught that, did you? 375 00:15:33,151 --> 00:15:35,286 Yeah, well, we... you know, we didn't have our tools. 376 00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:36,723 No, and he didn't vocalize the plan, 377 00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:38,359 and then there we were, just trying to pivot. 378 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,096 -So I just had to wrench it. -Yeah. Great. 379 00:15:40,097 --> 00:15:42,902 You don't... Whatever. Look, she's not here anymore anyway. 380 00:15:42,903 --> 00:15:44,807 You threw her in the trash already? 381 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,143 No. [stammers] 382 00:15:46,711 --> 00:15:49,350 We don't throw bodies in the trash. 383 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:52,221 Her husband came to get her. Uh... Uh... 384 00:15:52,656 --> 00:15:55,362 -A Frank Reynolds took the remains. -What? 385 00:15:55,363 --> 00:15:56,864 -Why did you give her to him? -Why? 386 00:15:56,865 --> 00:15:59,068 She's not even technically married to him yet. 387 00:15:59,069 --> 00:16:00,399 -Yet? -[Dee] Goddamn it! 388 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,706 Okay, where did he take her? 389 00:16:01,707 --> 00:16:03,512 -How should I know? -Shit. 390 00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:06,315 You should know and you should tell us because we are meant to be rich. 391 00:16:06,316 --> 00:16:08,588 We are not meant to be squabbling 392 00:16:08,589 --> 00:16:11,292 with basement dwellers and morticians all day long. 393 00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:15,067 Goddamn it, you are working class and we have moved on from you. 394 00:16:15,234 --> 00:16:16,734 Okay, Dennis, I'm texting him. 395 00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:18,674 He's taking her to the funeral. I'll have him drop a pin. 396 00:16:18,675 --> 00:16:21,648 -You, thanks for nothing. -Yeah, thanks for nothing, pal. 397 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,585 Dee, you know what? Let's go. 398 00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:25,855 And let's slide and slam every single thing on the way out. 399 00:16:25,856 --> 00:16:29,697 -Don't you dare slide and slam every- -[cabinets slam] 400 00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:38,947 ?? Fuck this job ?? 401 00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:41,019 ?? It's crazy ?? 402 00:16:43,647 --> 00:16:48,066 [?? jovial music playing ?? [Dennis] Okay. All right. 403 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:50,003 When we see the funeral procession, you throw your body over Sam's 404 00:16:50,004 --> 00:16:52,142 -in a fit of tears, and get the print. -Yeah. 405 00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:54,612 Oh, well, the casket's gonna be closed though, right? 406 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,317 They don't do open caskets in a funeral procession, do they? 407 00:16:57,318 --> 00:16:59,248 No, you're probably right. Yeah, okay. 408 00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:01,660 So, I'll throw my body over the coffin in a fit of tears, right, 409 00:17:01,661 --> 00:17:03,096 and I'll knock the lid off. 410 00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:05,333 -You grab the print then. -That's when I grab it. 411 00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:06,971 -Actually grab the whole thumb if you can. -Yeah. Right. 412 00:17:06,972 --> 00:17:09,075 Yeah. No. Hey, where are we? 413 00:17:09,076 --> 00:17:11,514 This, uh... This feels strange, but this is definitely where Frank dropped the pin. 414 00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:13,686 -It is? -Yes. 415 00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:15,588 I was gonna say 'cause it's a good crowd, but it doesn't seem like a funeral crowd. 416 00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:17,793 -Something feels off. -[whistle blows] 417 00:17:17,826 --> 00:17:21,366 [?? marching band plays "When The Saints Go Marching In"] 418 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,986 [Dennis, Dee exclaiming] 419 00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:33,462 What are they doing? What are we supposed to do? 420 00:17:33,463 --> 00:17:35,594 Are we meant to do something? Uh-oh. 421 00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:37,525 Jesus. I don't know. We gotta find Frank. 422 00:17:37,526 --> 00:17:39,936 I don't know what the hell's going on. I don't even see a coffin. 423 00:17:39,937 --> 00:17:41,040 -Frank! -Frank! 424 00:17:41,072 --> 00:17:42,408 Frank! 425 00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:43,912 Frank! 426 00:17:44,012 --> 00:17:46,242 -Dad, do you think this is gonna work? -Huh? 427 00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:48,020 Forget it. Here they come. 428 00:17:49,624 --> 00:17:51,293 Look. There he is! 429 00:17:51,294 --> 00:17:53,730 You're really pulling this look off by the way. 430 00:17:53,731 --> 00:17:55,067 So beautiful. 431 00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:57,804 [?? "When The Saints Go Marching In" continues] 432 00:17:59,475 --> 00:18:01,379 He looks so happy. 433 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,985 -Are you crying? -No. 434 00:18:04,987 --> 00:18:06,307 Bro, I think you're crying. 435 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,427 Oh, God, here put the glasses on. 436 00:18:09,597 --> 00:18:11,568 Yeah, that's... that's better. 437 00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:13,304 I don't like that. I don't like it. 438 00:18:13,305 --> 00:18:15,608 -[Dennis] I don't know where Frank is. -[Dee] Frank! 439 00:18:15,609 --> 00:18:17,229 [Dennis] I mean, where's Frank? 440 00:18:17,747 --> 00:18:19,583 -Frank! -Wait a second. 441 00:18:20,384 --> 00:18:21,721 Where the hell is Frank? 442 00:18:21,722 --> 00:18:23,991 -Is that Charlie? Charlie! -[Charlie] Oh! Hey! Hey! 443 00:18:23,992 --> 00:18:26,129 Charlie, Charlie, where's Frank? 444 00:18:26,196 --> 00:18:29,446 Oh, my gosh, you guys came. This is the perfect send-off for my mom. 445 00:18:29,447 --> 00:18:30,905 She would be so happy you were here. 446 00:18:30,906 --> 00:18:33,009 -Great. Where's Frank, dude? -[Charlie] Huh? 447 00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,446 Where's the body? 448 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,116 Oh, my mom? She's ashes, dude. 449 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,019 -Sam? Where's Sam? -Huh? 450 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:40,056 Oh, she's in the cannon. 451 00:18:40,057 --> 00:18:42,428 [?? jovial music plays] 452 00:18:47,573 --> 00:18:49,209 -What? -Oh, no. 453 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:51,646 -[?? jovial music ends] -Thank you all for coming 454 00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:56,190 as we bid our farewells to Bonnie and Sam, 455 00:18:56,389 --> 00:18:58,795 two magnificent women, 456 00:18:58,895 --> 00:19:01,266 who would've wanted to go out with a bang. 457 00:19:01,399 --> 00:19:04,071 I should know, I banged both of 'em. 458 00:19:04,072 --> 00:19:06,544 [spectators laugh] 459 00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:08,413 Drumroll, please. 460 00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:14,292 -Oh, my God. -Goodbye, my lovely. 461 00:19:14,827 --> 00:19:16,664 -[drumroll ends] -No, no, no. 462 00:19:29,657 --> 00:19:32,295 -[cheering] -[Frank] Yeah! 463 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:35,769 [?? marching band starts to play] 464 00:19:36,971 --> 00:19:39,811 -Well, there go those thumbs. -Son of a bitch. 465 00:19:40,945 --> 00:19:45,021 No, wait. What are you doing? You got it all wrong. 466 00:19:45,087 --> 00:19:48,427 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Dad. I can't let it happen. 467 00:19:48,828 --> 00:19:50,765 I'm not Luther. I'm Donald. 468 00:19:50,766 --> 00:19:52,702 Wait, hold on, stop. He's telling the truth. 469 00:19:52,703 --> 00:19:56,476 Listen, that man over there, that's the real Luther. 470 00:19:56,477 --> 00:19:58,079 Thank you for everything, buddy. 471 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,016 Yeah, good to see you, and say hi to your family. 472 00:20:00,017 --> 00:20:02,321 How about that shot, Charlie? Slam dunk. 473 00:20:02,589 --> 00:20:04,819 It was incredible, Frank. It was incredible. 474 00:20:04,827 --> 00:20:06,577 Guys, thank you so much for coming. 475 00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:09,837 -Oh, fuck off! -Goddamn poor people. Ruin everything! 476 00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:13,143 -What's eating them? -I don't know, dude. 477 00:20:13,144 --> 00:20:15,281 Frank, this was amazing. This was amazing. 478 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,752 My mom would've loved this. She would have loved this. 479 00:20:17,753 --> 00:20:19,322 -I miss them both. -Yeah. 480 00:20:19,389 --> 00:20:20,626 What are you doing? 481 00:20:20,692 --> 00:20:23,130 What are you doing? I'm Donald. 482 00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:27,506 Mac! Mac! Mac! 483 00:20:27,572 --> 00:20:29,442 I'm so sorry, Uncle Donald. 484 00:20:29,643 --> 00:20:33,283 I knew that my dad was going to double-cross you the entire time. 485 00:20:33,718 --> 00:20:37,391 -Are you mad? -No, Son. I'm not mad. 486 00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:39,262 Dad? How? 487 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:42,803 I never told Donald he could take my place in the parade 488 00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:45,909 'cause I knew you were gonna rat. 489 00:20:46,744 --> 00:20:50,217 Once a rat, always a rat. 490 00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:54,793 Oh. Does this mean you're gonna live as him with Mom now? 491 00:20:54,822 --> 00:20:58,800 Uh, okay. [stammers] Will I see you again? 492 00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:02,809 Oh, yeah. I'll probably come back to kill you someday. 493 00:21:06,718 --> 00:21:09,908 [Mac] Eh. He's just being unpleasant. I'm sure he'll come around. 494 00:21:09,909 --> 00:21:12,795 [?? band plays "I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover"] 495 00:21:12,796 --> 00:21:17,873 ?? I'm looking over A four leaf clover That I overlooked before ?? 496 00:21:18,273 --> 00:21:22,014 ?? One leaf is sunshine The second is rain ?? 497 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:25,956 ?? Third is the roses That grow in the lane ?? 498 00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:27,860 ?? No need explaining ?? 499 00:21:27,893 --> 00:21:33,103 ?? The one remaining Is somebody I adore ?? 500 00:21:33,571 --> 00:21:40,819 ?? I'm looking over A four leaf clover That I overlooked before ?? 501 00:21:42,489 --> 00:21:43,758 [?? song ends] 502 00:21:43,808 --> 00:21:48,358 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0